Michael Jackson found guilty of 27 counts of child molestation. He was put under arrest earlier today. Cardiac arrest.
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He didn’t stop breathing from a heart attack — he got tired of being white and wanted to try turning blue.
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Coroners are confirming that michael jackson died of food poisoning after eating a three year old weiner.
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What’s the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids.
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The Catholic church is mourning the death of Micheal Jackson.
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On his deathbed, Michael Jackson was acquitted of all child molestation charges. The judge ruled that most of his body was under 18 years old anyway.
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Since Michael Jackson is already 99% plastic, instead of being cremated he’ll be melted down and made into Lego blocks so that kids can play with him.
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar?
Caviar can still come on little crackers
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Michael Jackson, a white guy, a black guy, and a pedophile go into a bar
He orders a drink.
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McDonalds is going to honor Michael Jackson with a burger called the “McJackson.” Apparently it’s a 50 year old piece of meat in 4 year old buns.
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing giggs in August.
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Did you hear about the Jackson five reunion tour?
Tickets are now 20% off.
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When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God. “Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie’s Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!” Farah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…” Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you. I’m prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?”

Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever.”

“Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
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If you think the death of MJ was “Bad”, then “You Are Not Alone.” When I first learned he had a Heart Attack, I was hoping he would “Beat It.” Perhaps he had just been watching a “Thriller” and got to excited. It’s “Human Nature” to hope for the best. But as news of his death began to be leaked, I got depressed and wanted everyone to just “Leave Me Alone.” MJ was “Invincible”. I suspected foul play. It must have been a “Smooth Criminal” perhaps “Billie Jean” King or “Dirty Diana.” Now they are saying it may have been pain killers. Looks like the only one he has to blame is the “Man in the Mirror.” But these things aren’t always “Black or White” and we may never know the real truth. Now MJ has “Gone too Soon”, but I will try to “Keep the Faith” and “Remember the Time” when we thought his music could “Heal the World”.